Tag Archives: Pineapple

The Pineapple Pincher is Back! – Kuta Beach, Bali

Yesterday we ran into our good friend Made on the beach, otherwise known as The Pineapple Pincher.  Walking along the boardwalk we see her snoozing on a bamboo bench, using her metal bowl filled with pineapples, mangoes, and knives as a pillow.  Half hoping she’d see us, and half hoping we could slip by unnoticed, […]

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How To: Cutting Pineapple! – Kuta Beach, Bali [Video]

Nobody cuts a pineapple like Made [mah·day].  Here’s a quick “How To” for those of you who struggle.  Enjoy! *Note* Since writing “The Pineapple Pincher”, we have purchased several pineapples from Made.  In each of these instances, Made has managed to pinch Thomas’ nipples 4 times, and massage his butt twice.

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The Pineapple Pincher – Kuta Beach, Bali

Walking down the “Boardwalk” we see her coming.  She sees us.  We can’t avoid her.  It isn’t long before we hear, “Pineapple, Ananas, Mango”, all in that oh so familiar Indo-English accent.  Heading straight for us is Made [pronounced mah·day] .  I recognize her from previous trips to Bali.  And how could I forget her?  […]

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