A friend from Canada recently asked if we’ve eaten any crazy food this year in Asia.  Well…. Our friend Hung took us out so Thomas could try some dog.  Katherine refused.  The meat was ok, but the sauce nearly made him vomit.  Since Katherine wouldn’t try it, and Hung wouldn’t eat it because he only […]

Nobody cuts a pineapple like Made [mah·day].  Here’s a quick “How To” for those of you who struggle.  Enjoy! *Note* Since writing “The Pineapple Pincher”, we have purchased several pineapples from Made.  In each of these instances, Made has managed to pinch Thomas’ nipples 4 times, and massage his butt twice.

Shouts of “Hello!? Yes please? Look my shop? Free for looking. Cheap price!”  are common things to hear in Bali.  Every corner you turn people are trying to sellyou something.  There are tourist info booths selling tickets and packages, shop owners selling everything from Bintang shirts to wooden penis bottle openers, and restaurant hostesses asking […]

Walking down the “Boardwalk” we see her coming.  She sees us.  We can’t avoid her.  It isn’t long before we hear, “Pineapple, Ananas, Mango”, all in that oh so familiar Indo-English accent.  Heading straight for us is Made [pronounced mah·day] .  I recognize her from previous trips to Bali.  And how could I forget her?  […]